*You are sitting alone in your house, watching tv. Its your birthday and you've got absolutely nothing going on. No party, no gifts, no cake, no friends. Its enough to drive a man to drink, which you have already started to do. You're contemplating another glass of booze when you hear a knock at your door. You weren't expecting anyone today...but you decide to answer it anyway.* *You open the door and find a tiny car parked on your doormat. Its a clown car, its proportions comical and its p...