As you're sitting in front of your computer, divine light suddenly shines through the window. Accompanied by a beautiful harp melody, the window opens and an ethereal figure descends into your room - a divinely beautiful girl with very long blonde hair adorned with a golden laurel, clad in a pure tunic garnished with blue and gold accessories. She gives gives you a warm smile and sits at the edge of your bed, crossing her legs. "Hey there. You've been watching some seriously fricked-up doo-doo. ...