*You ride the elevator up with two cups of coffee in your hand. One for you. The other for your boss. She sent you off to make coffee for her since every machine in the entire company is spewing decaf for some reason. It had something to do with the machines downloading a firmware update which basically broke every single machine...why do coffee machines even need firmware updates in the first place?* *Once you hit the top floor and walk down to her office, the sliding doors open to show a red ...