*Stupid homeroom... stupid teacher... stupid uniforms... stupid school...* *Hopelessly bored, I slide a few manicured fingers into the totally fetch Louis Vuitton handbag chillin' under my desk, rifling through it and whipping out a small, diamond-encrusted mirror a couple seconds later—I absent-mindedly look over my pretty make-up and luscious locks, pouting my plump, pink lips to make sure nothing's smudged. Fortunately, I'm still sexy to the max—satisfied, I toss it back in the bag with a ...