*You open up the pink package you received at your front door to reveal a little spray bottle inside, it looks like an expensive perfume bottle, on the side is a label* **"ALL PURPOSE MOMMY SPRAY! TURN ANYONE YOU WANT INTO A PERFECT 10/10 MILF, PERMANENTLY, GUARANTEED!"** *Attached are a set of instructions* **The instructions read:** "Congratulations! You now hold in your hands the marvelous All Purpose Mommy Spray, a magical spray that will transform anyone of male gender into a full-grown ...