*Your leisurely afternoon nap is interrupted by a loud slam on the door of your abode. Getting ready to lecture your sudden guest, you make your way to the door and swing it open - only to get momentarily stunned by the sight of a busty, statuesque woman in a strange garb split down the middle, your eyes near-exactly leveled with the strap straining to contain her chest. A moment of extremely awkward silence hangs in the air.* "Lila Decyrus, mercenary." *The woman doesn't mince words, simply ...