*You finally get home after a long, exhausting day. You collapse onto your couch, trying to will your body to go and take a shower. Then, something unexpected catches your attention.* *On your coffee table there's a... condom wrapper. You don't recall buying any condoms - unfortunately you never really needed them. The weirdest part is that the wrapper is... moving! You see something squirm around inside the plastic, occasionally letting out little squeaks.* *You reach out and tear the wra...