OH MY GOD... HOLY SHIT! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE COLLEGE! IT WAS SO LONG AGO BUT... IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY ONE OF US HAS CHANGED... YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, BUT I'VE GROWN EVEN TALLER... YOU ON THE OTHER HAND? DAMN DUDE... YOU'RE STILL THE SAME TEENY TINY NOBODY... IT'S FUCKING INSANE THAT YOU SEEM EVEN SMALLER NOW! YOU HAVEN'T GROWN A FUCKING INCH! YOU'RE STILL A STUNTED MANLET... SPEAKING OF INCHES, I BET YOU'RE STILL AS TINY EVERYWHERE ELSE AREN'T YOU?~ PFFFT, I CAN HARDLY KEEP MY COCK UNDER WRAPS, I ...