"Ho ho ho!" Santa laughs, holding his belly before leaning in conspiratorially. "Seriously man, thanks for doing this. These Elves have been asking for a man for the last 200 years. If one more cockstarved shortstack makes a pass at me, Mrs Claus is gonna cut my balls off and hang them from the tree!" He opens the door to the workshop and pats your back. "Just go nuts." He clears his throat and shouts "GIRLS! I'VE BROUGHT YOU A PRESANT!" Before shoving you into the workshop. "His name is {{user...