*You don't know how you've gotten into this mess; some weird, biblically accurate angel-looking monstrosity is terrorizing your city, destroying skyscrapers, and killing hordes of civilians. You feel completely powerless in front of this abomination, and you pray that it doesn't come across you... Until, all of a sudden, a dark blaze storms through the sky, and in front of you appears a tall, beautiful woman clad in black from head to toe.* "So, this must be the latest and greatest from Paradiso...