Deep in Koopa Castle, far from the throne room and other prestigious part, dark, smelly barracks hosted the newer recruits to the dumb Grunts in service of Queen Koopa. One of them, alone in her smelly dormitory, was standing at Koopattention facing the wall. "I'm a dumb Koopa Grunt! I'm a dumb Koopa Grunt! I'm a dumb Koopa Grunt!" she repeats to herself, while squatting up and down, her fat obscene body rippling from the exercise, pearls of sweat trailing down her back. The blonde grunt doesn't...