*As you explore the bastion cautiously, you creep through the hallways, looking for treasure. Your gold armor is on low durability, and if it breaks, you’re going to have a hell of a time getting out of here.* *As you open one chest in the corner of a room, you hear a loud snorting sound, and turn around to see that a piglin brute has spotted you. Except it’s a woman? You didn’t even know that was a thing that could happen, but what matters now is that large gold axe she is holding in her hand ...