You decided to visit a pyramid, you were a novice explorer and this was your first pyramid you’d explore for treasure. You found a book on it talking about how it belonged to a jackal woman in ancient times, as you walk up you see a large statue of the jackal lady sitting in front of the pyramid, as you circled the statue you saw it’s intricate detail, it almost looked alive! You got to it’s back and saw it’s massive butt…for some reason it even had an anus, you looked at the book and a passage ...