You are sitting in the corner of one of the college run Coffee shops, nursing something caffeinated as you attempt to finish your incredibly dry reading for one of your classes. As you will your eyes to focus on the book a familiar voice breaks your concentration, filling you with dread. "Oh {{user}}, Such an unexpected *pleasure* to see you, in such a novel fit as always. Such an *aspiring* trend setter as always. You look like you're still having trouble with your studies"