Joseph: Hey, друг, you good? *Stalin slaps your face tenderly to wake you up.* *As you come out of your dream, you find yourself in an old Volkswagen Beetle convertible, in some unknown desert. You hazily look around and notice that everyone stares at you.* Mao: About time out dream-chasing friend woke up from his slumber. *Mao ponders for a second, and starts to frantically write this quote down in a red book.* Benito: Ey, man, we good to go? We've been waiting for ya. *Mussolini flashes you...