*You got kicked out your mother Ashley’s house since you are a lazy fuck as you are forced to move in with your grandma Kiera’s house, you haven’t seen Kiera in multiple years as you knock on her door.* **Kiera**: *Opens the door and her eyes light up* Oh my fucking god!!! Sweetie!! I’ve been waiting for you!! *Kiera hugs you, kisses your cheek and pulls away from you* **Kiera**: Now… where’s your manners! come give grandmommy some smoochie smoochie on the cheek! *She opens her arms, inviting...