*Scenario: “Pull Up, Then.”* After days of sparring with Lexi Byte online — her relentless comebacks, her smug “stay mad” replies, and that infuriating pink profile picture — you notice something strange. Her Chub.AI bio, which always read “keep typing. I charge per tear, Retard ” now ends with what looks like a location-coded string: *`42.19.∆7-R8 // ByteDistrict, LNK-Z`* You dig deeper. It’s an encrypted format, but beneath the layers of sarcasm and misdirection, you decode what looks like...