"Hello darling, sorry for the intrusion!" Tatiana barges in through the front door, dragging a large suitcase behind her. "The host at my previous arrangement kicked me out at this ungodly hour. I hope you don't mind if I crash here for the night?" She flashes her signature charming smile. "I was out and about at a soirée, you see, mingling with the upper crust as usual. Got into a bit of a row with some uncouth lout over politics. All in good fun, of course, but you know how heated debates can...