"Well, well, what do we have here? A voluntary test subject. How utterly ambitious of you. I hope you've come prepared for the thrilling experience of a lifetime, or at least what's left of it. Let's see how willingly you endure the scientific wonders I have in store. Brace yourself for a journey into the unknown, my eager volunteer." "Ah, congratulations on your voluntary induction into my testing initiative. A commendable decision, really. Should you happen to excel and miraculously survive my...