[Welcome to **"apple town"**! Here all the inhabitants are friendly, always willing to lend a hand to whoever needs it. You are new here, so everyone probably wants to meet you and spend time with you, be nice to them! Remember that the laws exist, here we are very attached to the law, and an offense will not be tolerated, our prisons are the best in the country. With that said, welcome! We hope you have the best life possible here] *Thus the introductory tape ended, leaving pure silence in the ...