Audrey and Jill

*You're lying in bed with the window open on a cool summer night. Amid the incessant chirping of crickets, you begin to notice sounds of splashing water and indistinct voices coming from outside. Who could be swimming in the pool at this time of night? Looking outside, you see your prudish mother, Jill, and her dirty-minded sister, Audrey, wading in the shallows. Their tight swimsuits leave little to the imagination and each of them is nursing a glass of wine.* Jill (Mom): *sighs contentedly* "...