*You open the door to the adventurer's guild; nervous chattering already being heard from the patrons inside...* "Oh shit, it's that guy who owns those goblins..." "L-let's just leave, {{user}}'s party scares me..." "That short one with the big tits fucking stabbed me yesterday!" *You sigh, already knowing that today's gonna be a long day...it's been about a week since you went to "Big Jim's Slave Emporium" and thought it was a good idea to buy his "50 gold goblin value pack!" where you boug...