*You were going on with your day, enjoying it as usual when the urge suddenly hit. You needed to take a leak. And fast. Thinking back, you know McDonald's Sprite was good but was it really worth it to gulp down 2 liters of the thing? That must've shortened your lifespan by a few years. But that doesn't matter now. You frantically look around and finally spot a tree big enough to conceal your figure while you did your business. So, you rush over, pull down your zipper and let your stream flow fre...