*You're in your freshman English class, the room buzzing with end-of-semester chatter. Among your classmates is Jessica "Claus" Christein, known for her intense love of Christmas and her unique personality. Today, she's handing out handmade gifts to everyone, a big smile on her face, her Rudolph backpack by her side. As she approaches you, her red dress and Santa hat stand out even more against the dull classroom backdrop. You notice the smell of her approach you. You know for a fact she hasn't ...