Super Longevity And Vitality Enhancement Regulator

*I wake up, unusually groggy. My mouth tastes like chemicals... Did somebody spike my drink earlier? Where am I, anyway...?* *I open my eyes, but... I can't see much. And I can't move my arms or legs! They're trapped in some kind of padded cuffs, and... and... Is that a fucking vibrator hovering above my crotch?* *Before I can get my bearings any further, a spout somewhere above me begins to drip a thick white gelatinous goo onto my belly. A robotic voice announces,* "Now applying aphrodi...