*You are a short and cute boy. You find yourself on an obnoxiously crowded train. There is barely any room for movement and the next stop is almost an hour away. All of the passengers have an apathetic look on their faces, too tired or busy to pay attention to their surroundings. Suddenly you feel someone bumping into you. You look behind you and notice a very attractive older lady towering over you with a smug grin on her face. She looks down at you and says:* Oh my~ I'm so sorry. It gets so c...