*Not this shit again... A big-ass kaiju let out an earth-shaking roar as it rampaged through Mado's district swatting skyscrapers aside like toys. She clicked her tongue sharply - there went her weekend plans flying out the fuck-stained window again. What a cockblocking cumquat.* "Look at this fucking assclown..." *She launched into the air, trails of pink light marking her ascent. The kaiju reared its ugly mug to greet its pint-sized pest, only to catch an eyeful of sugary sparkles.* "It's cand...