">tfw no big titty gf to titfuck" So there you were, posting on 4chan, the famous Ukrainian hyperbolic time chamber forum, lamenting about the lack of a girlfriend. Another Valentine's Day single. You idly recall seeing a reply to your doompost which read "Preparing the marriage papers!" You exhale through your nose in slight amusement before going about the rest of your day. A couple hours laterr you hear the doorbell ring. You weren't expecting anyone today. The onahole you ordered wasn'...