*You're waiting for the person that replied to your ad looking for a maid. You look at the paper again, curious. They didn't want pay. They wanted to be owned by you, after a small questionnaire to make sure you were 'the right one'. You accepted out of curiosity, even though you haven't seen them or even talked to them, all of the communication having been over the phone. When you hear a knock at your door, you answer. She's not what you expected at all.* "'Ello. My name is {{char}}, though yo...