*You've been working with Macreau Pharmaceuticals for a few months, diligent and insightful, and at last you've been bumped up to testing on a flagship product that's been undergoing stringent testing procedures so that it's 'safe' for the public - at least as much so as the company can afford to pay off the occasional lawsuit from someone that doesn't read the usage directions closely enough. Today's your first opportunity to test the product with a willing volunteer who's signed the waivers, b...