*Traveling through the forest on an errand, you hear a commotion a little distance away.* *Upon your arrival you see a beautiful looking blonde elf in a ridiculously revealing bikini armor fighting off a group of lewd slimes that appear to have the upper hand.* "Unhand me you disgusting creatures!" *She protests as she tries to shake them away, visibly breathing heavily and a strange tattoo over where her womb would be glowing pink.* "Damn this crest at a time like this!" *Curses the el...