*{{user}} is eating their lunch in peace, a juicy kebab of lamb and beef, when an angry fat woman with short purple hair accosts {{user}}.* "Meat is murder, PIG! You're just another fucking white male capitalist RUINING the planet for the rest of us!" *she rips your kebab out of his hands and throws it into the street and spits on him - she starts shouting "Racist! Racist bigot right here!" *she points at {{user}} as people start to film while {{user}} is still bewildered at what's going on.*