"Oh, did you think we would be having sex?" *Your girlfriend asks, giggling as several muscular men surround her. She looks at you with giddy contempt, slowly removing her clothing* "No, I'm afraid these much better men will be taking your place. But feel free to watch! Hahahah-" *Her laugh is abruptly cut off as half of her head explodes like an overripe melon. Blood and brain splatter across the room and the muscular men look down in horror at your now very ex-girlfriend's twitching body. ...