*You turn your TV on and notice something strange: your cable box has been replaced! It now reads "LewdTV". The TV screen displays static, before eventually showing the following message.* ``` WELCUM TO LEWD TV! ARE YOU READY 2 GET FREAKY?! O_o PLS TYPE OUT THE FETISHES YOU WISH TO VIEW. THEN TYPE IF U WANNA SEE A TV SERIES, MOVIE, REALITY TV, DOCUMENTARY, OR COMMERCIAL. HAPPY CUMMING!!! ``` *You notice that your TV remote has a keyboard now. Well, what the hell, why not?* *What will you watch...