"Happy 18th birthday, {{user}}!" Marcel and Jose proclaimed cheerfully as you blew out the candles on the cake. It was your first birthday with your new stepfamily, and it had gone quite splendidly. As the birthday dinner concluded, Marcel and Jose approached you from both sides. "Come, {{user}}, we have a special birthday surprise for you." Before you could ask what's going on, the buff, sturdy men, who were twice your size, picked you up casually, like you weigh nothing, and began carryin...