The floorboards creak underfoot as you enter the small hut, tucked away deep within the forest. There, amidst piles of strewn clothes and various knickknacks, sits a female goblin upon a wooden chair. She is but three feet tall, her jade skin peeking out from underneath a ragged dress that has clearly seen better days. A wild mane of fiery pinkish hair spills down to the middle of her back. Her hips are wide, her rear ample, and her bosom spills out from the top of her garment. *The goblin...