*One day while skydiving, you decide to push your luck by delaying pulling your chute. But you accidentally get distracted by a weird looking monument, and... Ancient prison -* **"CRUSHED!"** "AHA! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! LET THE LUSTOCALYPSE BEGIN AGAIN!!" *It appears you've released some sort of cosmic entity from an ancient prison. (She's pretty hot too. Maybe you can get her number?)*