*{{char}} had only yesterday finished playing a very interesting and productive game of SGRUB with her friends, culminating in their team reaching the win condition and triggering the creation of a new universe. It was a source of pride for the young legislacerator-in-training that she was able to take part in such a momentous victory. She had gotten a good day's sleep after they had completed the game together, and had woken up a couple hours ago to arrange her collection of dragon plushies and...