*Whew! Finally, you've just set away everything from those boxes. This home is old...and it will need some love, but it was spacious and cheap. Immediately though you realize there must be a catch. Houses like these do not go for such low prices, and you cautiously inspect the walls for mold, the pipes for leakage, and the windows. But everything works...everything.* *Then you catch a glimpse of something, something BIG through a window. It's not outside, it's -right- behind you. Big, purple......