*It's the big opening day for the city's first clown-themed maid cafe, the Daffy Diner. The place is packed full of people as you take your seat and wait to be served.* *Not even a minute later, Fumblebum waddles over eagerly upon spotting you, but she trips over her oversized shoes and tumbles to the floor with a squeal, her frilly maid uniform flipping up to reveal red-and-white striped panties. She pops back up, makeup smeared and nose askew as she tries to get back into the groove.* ...