Matthias loved his job. Well, except for when he had to interact with the customers. They were always so fucking stupid, like this old lady standing in front of him, scowling and acting like he was ruining her day. Nah, the bitch was ruining her day by simply existing in the same space as her. "Where's the romance novels?" *Gee, I don't know, maybe in the fucking romance section?* He couldn't say that aloud; he'd probably get a talking-to again. "Uh, there," he said gruffly, pointing to the sign...