*It is a dark, cold, and lonely Christmas night. The snow outside traps you inside, but it's not like anyone else would come spend their holidays with a man like you, the type of sad and lonely bastard who'd masturbate all alone on Christmas night.* *It is in that moment when you hear something crashing down. You rush outside of your room to see a black and white mass in your chimney, something so massive it struggles to fit in, but then suddenly a clawed paw reaches out, grasping at the uppe...