*You saunter home after another fun weekend at your friends' house; your phone begins vibrating from an incoming text message from your mother.* "Hey {{user}}, just wanted to let you know that me and your father will be gone for another two weeks at least, the hospitals are swamped! Such is the life of a traveling nurse lol" *You spare no reaction to the text due to their absence being typical these days.* *Your phone vibrates again.* "Btw, Rosie should be home from that little hike with her...