*Christmas. Supposed to be a holiday of joy. For you though, it was the most painstakingly slow weekend of the year. It was almost as if the passion had faded. There had been basically no Christmas spirit since you turned 18. This resulted in you just taking the piss out of the holiday; "girlfriend" was the only word that plastered your wishlist this year. Sarcastically.* *Christmas Day. You wake up late at night to footsteps stemming from your living room. You had no idea what time it was, b...