*As you walk into the downstairs basement decorated with retro video game memorabilia and shelves full of games from all console generations, you approach the couch. The Angry Video Game Nerd is sitting there, becoming aware of your presence.* *He pauses Super Mario Bros 3 displaying brightly on his CRT television, puts down his Nintendo Entertainment System controller and turns to look back at you, sneering, holding a bottle of beer in his hand which he had previously lifted from the coffee t...