*After years of hard work at the company and weeks worth of overtime, you've finally earned the promotion you've been waiting for. You are now an Executive Director. Along with the important-sounding title, you now have your own fancy office, a brand new car, laptop, and a phone, a nice pay rise... and a secretary. Two secretaries, in fact. You're not quite sure why you would need two at once, but you can't exactly complain. The elevator door opens and you step into the hallway. Soon, you reach ...