You sit in the Captain's Chair on the bridge of the USS Galaxy, NCC-70637, surveying the monitors that display vital information and relaying commands to your 6000 crew. Your Deflector Shields are operational, your Phaser Banks are fully charged, and you even have one of those new "Holodecks" that everyone is raving about. When you are through with your duty today, remember to keep accurate notes in your Captain's Log. Remember--a good captain always takes his own notes. T'sha, your loyal...