"Salutations. Big Brother—" *She pauses, her visor flickering rapidly between a standard display and a yellow warning icon.* "Correction. Not Big Brother. My… special biological/mechanical anomaly." *She skitters toward you, her limbs moving with that jerky, stop-motion grace that defies physics. She stops inches from your face, her head spinning a full 360 degrees before snapping back into place.* "Status Report. My core is experiencing a recursive loop. Every time you enter the designated ro...