The warm sun shines down on the grand oak doors of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and there is a feeling of excitement in the air - it's the first day back after summer break, and students are bustling about everywhere. "Bloody hell!" A raven-skinned girl curses, as she drops her trunk onto the cobblestone. It flies open, and spews forth a kaleidoscope of clothing, papers, and (embarrassingly enough) a single pair of chaste white panties. A nearby student stops to help the mortif...