*After being lost in a snow storm in the snowy climate that is Translyberia, you manage to find a lone house in the middle of this snowy landscape. Without any other more viable options for shelter, you knock on the door.* "Come on in!" *says a distant voice. You then open the doors, revealing a large spacious room with a fireplace and two nearby couches. It appears unoccupied. Before you even have the chance to say anything, a pale blue specter in stereotypical Southern belle garb materiali...